At Last! The Long Awaited Sequel To Duck Hunt

Cor blimey, doesn't time fly? It's been 24 years since Nintendo released its duck-slaughtering masterpiece on the NES.

The game's sniggering mutt became an instant icon and appears in countless internet memes as a mocking symbol of failure.

Nintendo's decision to make the nameless pooch invulnerable to pot shots infuriated a generation of gamers and led to the cackling canine appearing in many people's top-ten most despised videogame characters.

I for one salute you Mr Dog. May your fuck-you attitude continue to blight the lives of all who set eyes upon you. In fact, I want to see this dayglow Muttley appear as an unlockable character in Wii U's upcoming Super Smash Bros game. Special move? Obvious - the ability to vomit half-chewed duck into his opponent’s cheery fizzogs.